Dong d’oeuvre (n.) /dɔ̃ dœvʁ/ — A hands-free, body-based food presentation in which an edible item (usually creamy and/or spreadable) is served directly from the erect penis of a consenting human, intended to be consumed by another party with direct contact.
by poplar_method August 1, 2025
Get the Dong d’oeuvremug. by MyN****kevin January 24, 2020
Get the Tom Ding Dongmug. 1. The pornographic version (yet to be staged) of Mozart’s two-act opera, Don Giovanni, the cautionary tale of unmitigated lust without repentance.
2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.
(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)
3. A complete and utter dipshit.
2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.
(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)
3. A complete and utter dipshit.
1. “Dahhling, shall we attend the Met tonight? Luciano Pornvarotti is singing the title role in Dong Giovanni.”
2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.
3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.
2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.
3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 24, 2025
Get the Dong Giovannimug. 
by 0.o whaT??? September 5, 2008
Get the dong kaimug. by REVGHOST October 1, 2022
Get the Willy wank dingle dong doodlermug. A person that you request by title on the telephone when you call and demand to speak to the booga wooga ding dong.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 14, 2023
Get the Booga Wooga Ding Dongmug.