national eat ass day 

April 12 National eat ass day. The day where you can go around and eat someone's ass .

"Hey didnt you hear its National eat ass day. Wanna come by my house today and let me eat your ass?"

national eat ass day by NBA National booty awareness May 25, 2018

Flunk Day

A day at Knox College when all classes are canceled and students get drunk and play in a mud pit. It's a surprise and you don't know until 6 am the day of Flunk Day! There are fryers who wake everyone up with pots and pans. There are also flunk day scares...which are just mean.

Yo man, when's Flunk Day?

Flunk Day by Prairie Fire33 May 12, 2011

national kick a midget day 

On October 20th, it is National Kick a Midget Day. This gives everyone permission to kick anyone who is under 5'2". People who are 5'2" can get kicked but can also kick people shorter than them.

I think we kicked that midget to death! His heads bleeding! I love National Kick a Midget Day

national kick a midget day by Hanooooobbbbss October 8, 2020

national heat waves day 

national heat waves day is celebrated on june 14-16, usually starting around late at night. heat waves day celebrates the dreamnotfound fanfiction, written by tbhyourelame. dreamnotfound is a ship between minecraft youtubers dream and georgenotfound. heat waves is also a song by glass animals, popularized by the fanfiction.

dnf shipper 1 : omg, it’s national heat waves day.
dnf shipper 2 : quick, everyone blast heat waves!

national heat waves day by cremmiko May 10, 2021

National Juul Day 

April 27. A week after 4/20. This is a national holiday for all Juulers. Rip all the Juul u can until ur fucking lungs pop. Have fun this 4/27.

“Yooo I can’t wait to rip so much juul on April 27th. It’s National Juul Day!”

National Juul Day by Tcall April 20, 2019

Sunny Day Real Estate 

Incredible post hardcore, godfathers of emo. Jeremy Enigk screams his lungs out for our own enjoyment. Dan Hoerner=godhead. When Nate Mendel quit, they died-he invented the rad bass licks of the nineties. And W. Goldsmith, the drummer, is so RAW.

Albums to get-Diary, LP2, How it feels to be something on

Too bad they broke up.

Burningofthemidnightlamp: Emo is so lame. But i love old emo; like sunny day real estate, they rock.
Punkrudeloser:Yeps. Emo is lame. Why does it remind you of real estate? thats just creepy.
Burningofthemidnightlamp:...intolerant fuck.

Sunny Day Real Estate by burningofthemidnightlamp December 7, 2004

The Last Day of School 

The best frikkin day of the entire school year; it symbolizes 3 months of freedom from idiot classmates, homework, and crackmonkey security guards.

Everybody can enjoy the last day of school, from little preschoolers to collegs students.

The Last Day of School by Shawn B. June 2, 2003