Pity Come

The act of ejaculating, when seeing an ugly person in any given situation, out of sheer pity.

Pity come dude, pity come...

by Benitokun December 16, 2010

The "always come back" Effect

How an entity returns after multiple events where it should have perished.

"And yet, even after all of our attempts to get rid of it, the "always come back" Effect kept it alive."

by Themaninthe_rabbit_suit December 18, 2023

The fog is coming

Ask Lybra what she did the night of February 3rd 2006

February 3rd 2025 the fog is coming

by FredFerdinand September 13, 2023

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

Come a cobber

An Australasian spin on ‘come a cropper,’ usually referring to a more sinister error that has lead to severe harm or death.

‘Woah, did Jake just fall off that cliff?’
‘Yea, he’d come a cobber on that ledge.’

by Clarencerr November 9, 2025

Coming Soon

A person who refuses to release their film that everyone is waiting for.

“Is Patriks finally dropping DJ GAISMA?”
“No, it’s Coming Soon!”

by bigdoinker June 23, 2025

Come Up

A come up is another way of calling someone pathetic

Hey man, did you see that Steve didn’t refill any of the bottles last night? He’s such a come up.

by TrueMeaning69 April 28, 2022