child

puntable little shit that nobody likes because all it does is cause chaos

"man i hate that child, it's so annoying!" "bruh tf u mean im a child im 87 years old kid"

by BlackHoleGuy December 31, 2022

Child

A very annoying tiny human. That always distracts you and annoys the crap day and night.

This child.

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY January 10, 2023

child

tommyinit

hes just a child

by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023

Child Chaser

A person (typically over the age of 18) who aggressively pursues sexual relations with a minor.

Synonyms: pedo, nunce, EDP, libertarian, Epstein acolyte.

Edp: "Aye check my girl ain't she bad."
Person 2: "Nah bro you trippin she look like she 12."
Edp: "She is."
Person 2: "Damn bro yous a child chaser."

by SixEaredMacaque July 10, 2023

Is marshall the favorite child

Yes, most children with the name marshall are the favorite child and are better than their siblings in general. Most believe that this goes back to 2010 when an amazing child was born with the name of marshall. Nobody cared about the other sibling they wouldn't even care if it was there birthday party.

Is marshall the favorite child

by That killer July 14, 2023

Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

Man child

Carlos Duran of Lincoln Park MI
Grown man that acts like he’s 18

Person 1 (over age 34): bro let’s go get fucked up and shots tonight, I bet I can out drink you!

Person 2: your such Carlos Duran Man child.

by Carlos Duran man child July 22, 2023