Putty cat

A kitty with a big pussy or a woman with a big pussy/ pussy lips

Guy: My girlfriend got that real putty cat

by The hamburgerler January 20, 2019

Bongo Cat

The very essence of exquisite music , you may think "oh ,but i like Drakeand blah blah blah " NO ONE CARES!
That would mean your clearly not an intellectual if Bongo Cat isnt your first musical choice .

Idiot:"Hey what music do u like?"
You an intellectual: " i like Bongo Cat"

by Shugabean May 11, 2020

Sinful cats

A infamous cat page on Instagram with over 100k followers posting cursed/shitpost cat images along with a sometimes hilarious caption.

Has been featured as an intro to a PewDiePie video
Instagram: @sinful.cats

Did you see the new edit Sinful Cats made?

Yea it was hilarious!

by Sinful cats November 12, 2018

TNR cats

TNR stands for trap neuter return this only works on feral cats feral stands for wild, a trap can be a drop trap ore a normal trap then comes Neuter its another word for not having baby’s anymore but for cats is not having kittens. TheN. Comes return return is When you put them back in the wild so where you got them before.

TNR cats is just to stop having more cats come in the world because they will end up being killed sadly

by The_cat_lady:) November 8, 2019

cat-timing

At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.

You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."

cat-timing:

Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")

by jacky_treehorn October 5, 2009

shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.

Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.

by Loweena November 1, 2017

midnight cat

The name of a black and white pussy cat who loves to sleep and travel back in time using his meow machine. He also loves eating whiskers and is often known as fat cat. He is cute and lovely looking although if you don't give him what he want's he will rip your jugular out with his claws and drink the blood running out of your throat.

I'm, very scared of Midnight cat. I didn't feed him and he is trying to get me. Help! I'm hiding in the bathtub he will be here soon help ahhh he found meeeeeeeeee

by Death by cat July 17, 2020