baddie candi

someone who is such a baddie and is the best person ever and is the it person.

“you look good”

“yeah i know im such a baddie candi”

by baddestcandi August 6, 2024

Imposter Candidate

Kamala Harris

Creepy Joe is too retarded to run for President. We need an underserving, unqualified nitwit to run in his place that we can boss around. Yes! We need a an Imposter Candidate

by Dirty Harry 2 August 20, 2024

gubernatoryal candidate

A state-house-head hopeful with loyalist views.

By da mid 1770's, the majority of Americans were fed up with Merry Old England's treatment of them, and so there would likely have been few votes for any gubernatoryal candidates.

by QuacksO August 26, 2024

Danieluth Caddickuth

The largest force of testosterone roaming earth, his sheer aura causes pure magnetic force dragging women globally to his presence.

Are you begging for forgiveness? no im on my knees for Danieluth Caddickuth

by breadley smit December 14, 2023

Presidential Candidate

Another name for taking a shit

I Woke up this morning and had to take a presidential candidate

by horse23789 February 2, 2024

mumbai cadillac

A scooter. Plain and simple. Just a fucking scooter you stand on

Watching some brown guy ride back and forth in front of my house while on the phone with a friend:

Dave: what's going on?

Warren: not much. Just watching some brown guy drive back and forth up my street on a Mumbai cadillac

by anonymous May 29, 2024

Reform Candidate

Noun;
Someone who's parents should have wiped them on the curtains approximately 9 months prior to their birth

I wouldn't vote for the reform candidate, even if it would mean I would never have to work again

by HyperSkylight July 3, 2024