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National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs every 100 years on December 28th. This holiday event starts on 8:30 pm, and continues until 9:30 pm. The next National Shit on the Ceiling Hour occurs this December. It’s truly a miracle that we will be around to witness it’s full beauty.
Sally: “Ugh, 2020 has been the worse...”
John: “Don’t worry, National Shit on the Ceiling Hour is coming up!”
Sally: “Oh my god, you’re right!! I’m so excited!”
by Big quivering sweaty armpit September 9, 2020
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The Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Yasuo mains saying Queens of Leauge users are weird
Yasuo Main: Omg QOL users are weird
QOL user: Not the Pot calling the kettle black
by IDK ME I Guess October 6, 2021
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Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.
Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*
by Amonaly March 8, 2022
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Shit hit the ceiling fan

A way to describe how bad things are or will be and the effects will be widespread. Yes, when shit hits the fan its bad and only get on you, but when it hits the ceiling fan it's getting on everyone and everything.
Did you do your part of the homework?
No, dude! Shit hit the ceiling fan and now everything is mess up!
by INCYCShow March 11, 2022
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Walking on the ceiling

Look at that shordy she on that pole walking on the ceiling
by Jesusdadon July 23, 2022
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The S is calling

The s refers oftem to a spliff, to where the term S comes from but may also be a joint or blunt. You will often hear university students say the S or S is calling in the evening, this refers to the high calling to them after a long day and it used to discreetly leave a room and inform people of a sesh. This is often used to hide the motives from a larger group or from non smokers and is primarily used in Ottawa but is also gaining popularity in other parts of Ontario specifically Peel region as well as Hamilton, Kingstown & Saint Catherine
"I gotta take this call, I'll be back."
"Is the S calling?"
"Yes."

"Guys I thinks the S is calling."
"Ahhh shit, I knew it"

"What's up with him?"
"I think the S called."
by Livzzi January 8, 2023
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PoppedPorn Corn Ceiling

Going down on your woman, while discretely burping into her vajayjay to hide being rude by not killing the mood with your PBR breath …then cream pie your woman like lil Debbie…after counquering your opponent climb on top the headboard beat your chest like Tarzan then drop an elbow on her blown up belly to blast the ceiling like a popped porn /corn ceiling!!
Wr played weekend warrior and textured the ceiling PoppedPorn Corn Ceiling style…corn be if u burp into her ass then fill it up after!!
by BallPlayTittySlicker May 10, 2023
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