Cock Wound

A severe wound inflicted upon the penis.

Sebastian stuck his wiener in the gloryhole while I was taking a dump. I karate kicked it so hard that he now has a severe cock wound.

by underneathyourmom May 18, 2010

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cock jacket

Similar to beer jacket, cock jacket describes an invisible coat that allows females to endure ice-cold external temperatures whilst wearing tiny outfits (usually akin to lingerie), pre-alcohol, simply because the lengthy process of removing a coat/jacket in the pub/bar/club would waste good cock-teasing time. Cock jackets are particularly popular in Newcastle and Liverpool, England.

"Look at that girl in the miniskirt and boob tube! She much be freezing!"

"She's probably wearing her Cock jacket"

by Gruber January 1, 2008

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Cock Twitch

A cock twitch is when a man gets a sudden surge of horniness.

Girl: Send me a voice message of you saying I am your mistress

Guy: I'm gonna get you fucking wet

Girl: Hehe can't wait. Hurry up slave

Guy: That just made my cock twitch

by Koala_roo August 31, 2017

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cock farmer

one who farms dicks anyway they can, (i.e sucking, taking in the ass)

person1: dude that whore is a cock farmer
person2: ya she sucked it from me yesterday

by catkiller May 18, 2008

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Carson Cock

Big juicy mighty triumphant and majestic Cock. Normal length is 69 inches. Full chubbed is 429 inches.. HE CAN LAST HOURS

Emily: hey did you see the Carson cock last night?
Riley: yeah I rode it and it felt great!!!

by Masturbatorium lover June 2, 2021

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Cock Taker

A cock taker is a female who repeatedly undertakes sexual intercourse with males. A cock taker will have sex with different men on a regular basis, thus gaining the reputation of a cock taker. Cock takers tend to be well known to the local community as being notoriously easy to sleep with. Other names for a cock taker are: Slag, slut, whore, slapper, skank, hoe, tart, and sket.

Note 1: Any large breaks where no cocks have been taken will suggest that the cock taker has changed her ways.

Note 2: A female is not classified as a cock taker if she has sex with the same male all day everyday, this just makes her a nympho. The female must have sexual intercourse with a number of males.

Matt: Man, that chick is such a frigging cock taker!
Joe: Old news dude, old news.

by DancingKing February 20, 2011

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