Candy Rape

The act of stealing ones candy or sweets against his or her will. It is a punishable crime that will result in the violator having to receive a 'slap' or 'rude gesture/remark' and in the worst case scenario the loss of a trusted friend.

A girl has just bought some candy.
Her friend: Could I please have some candy?
The rightful owner of the bag of candy: No!
The friend neglects the answer and grabs for the bag.
The girl screams: Stop thats “Candy Rape”!

Candy Rape by The Skanky-Leg Pirate October 22, 2010

candy 

girls, chicks , bitches , anyone female

i like vanilla candy = i like white girls

candy by Babylatin16 November 4, 2007

Candy apple cock

Taking your penis dipping them into warm caramel then assorted crushed nuts. She will think she is at a carnival!

candy apple cock reminded me of when my dad took me to the carnival!

Candy apple cock by Erectial Dysfunction April 24, 2010

Hard candy 

Doesn't seem as tough as nails.

Guy 1- You think you're hard candy the way you were eyeballin me don't you?
Guy 2- I think I'm hard candy?

Hard candy by Solid Mantis March 31, 2018

man candy 

The bulk old fashioned candy that is sold at retail stores with a largely male customer base. Types of stores include auto parts, hardware, farm supply, sporting goods and lumber yards. Examples of the candies include circus peanuts, licorish whips, bit-o-honey, sour cherry balls, chocolate covered peanuts, and pink wintergreen mints.

Cabela's has great sour cherry balls in their man candy section.

man candy by Farm Daughter March 1, 2011

candy 

someone is the best, sweet to hot 2 handle

yo my nigger, dont pimp on that bithc, she mind, she so candy

candy by baybee gurl May 29, 2004

candy 

A man's genitals.

From "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil"

"I don't want my new boyfriend to know about my candy. You know, my tootsie roll."

candy by The Grammar Nazi November 11, 2002