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Sammy Battle

Awesome Guitarist for the band Dive Bella Dive. Loves furbies and gameboys and making noise with them . He wears awesome chlothes and has the most badass hair you will ever see. he is a genius and can make anything . he is cool.
"You know Sammy Battle is ?"
"hell yeas. i love his hair. "
by anomous888 October 26, 2012
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Caterpillar Battles

The act of rubbing one's mustache against another man's mustache, preferably while dressed as The Village People.
"Dude, i'm not going to shave for a month so we can have sweet caterpillar battles."

"Let me go get my leather biker cap, i'm going to battle the shit out of your caterpillar."
by LubedFerret February 28, 2014
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pigeon battle

Like Pigeon Chess, but both people are pigeons; a battle of the brain(less).
Bob and Tom have no clue about the subject they're debating, its like a pigeon battle.
by Geebygeebs January 17, 2015
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ninja battle

An intensive battle between 2 or more participants.
in which after being back to back for three seconds each "Ninja" must leap out and spin to face there opponent(s).

"Ninja's" must take there turn clockwise, the first "Ninja" to have his/her turn is the one whom is last to land after leaping.

the first turn can be any footwork or hand movment the "Ninja" wishes but it must be swift and in one direction.

the turn is then passed clockwise to the next "Ninja" and they must make there move.

when targeted or threatend by an oponetnt "Ninja's" move the other ninja can doge, it must be as swift as an attack.

falling over in a battle of "Ninja" is the same as having your hand hit by your opponent, instant dissmisal.

a "Ninja" can crouch or lay flat in order of strateigical placment, but it must be a movment and not out of turn.
The two grand Ninjas JFlux and Jlatham endured a seven hour Ninja battle in order to conclude there disspute on the ussfulness of mystical space typhoon.
by JFlux June 7, 2014
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sunken battlechip

A 'sunken battlechip' is the event where you dip your chip/cracker into a dip and half of your chip or cracker breaks off in the dip.
christina execitedly dipped her dorito into the plastic bowl of salsa where her chip snapped. This is a classic sunken battlechip
by Danno greats July 27, 2015
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Tornado battle

The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.
"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"
by THE401SAVAGE April 1, 2016
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weiny battle

A battle that tests various fuck boi skills to determine who is the weiniest of all the weinies

peiny weiny weiny hut jr fuck boi
Chad and Brad were arguing over who's Patagonia was the flyest. Bystanders took bets on who would win the weiny battle.
by poorchildwhohasnofuture May 25, 2016
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