bacon chicken

A game wherein contestants must talk about nothing but bacon. The first person to say anything not related to bacon loses. The winner is the last one to mention bacon. The game is best played by 2-3 people, in a large group that is unaware of the game.

Sarah: I find that maple syrup compliments bacon well!
Buddy: But bacon stands on it's own!
Sarah: Be right back, I gotta go take a shit
Buddy: You suck at Bacon Chicken!

by johnjacobsen March 3, 2010

Baconcraft

The building of epic monuments devoted to anything using bacon (cooked or uncooked) as the lone material.
(Love and hate are acceptable to use while baconcrafting.)

Johnny: "This is my Baconcraft sculpture of you"
Stephen: "Sweet can I eat it?"
Johnny: "NO! It also has love in it... and raw pieces"

by Proskub November 20, 2010

Bacon Cookie Sammich

A delicious combination of a Bacon Grid (6 intertwined sliced of bacon, 3x3) and Chocolate Chip Cookies put together on any choice of wheat product such as a Biscuit, toast, Donut, or just plain bread. Commonly used as currency for favor's, Just as a dollar is a promise of gold.

Hey dude, thanks for backing me up back there. I owe you a bacon cookie Sammich.

by Firestar4680 June 9, 2011

bacon-white

An amazing boy who always makes me smile, laugh and never fails to make me feel better.
He's handsome, sexy and has great taste of music. Even though we went through a rough patch, there will always be a soft spot for him in my heart.

joshua bacon-white

by secretlyyours August 22, 2011

baconnarnia

a mystical world where softball terms get changed into bacon and other stupid words

Courtney and Dez decided who was going to cover 2nd base by saying baconnarnia and roflcoptor

by thunderchick98 October 4, 2011

Bacon Facial

The act of steaming your face with the steam created by washing hot bacon grease out of a pan in the sink.

After frying up a pan full of bacon, Bob headed over to the sink for a bacon facial.

by Cannonball September 1, 2012

Bacondom

Noun. Delicious contraceptive device constructed of cured pig flesh.

Zelda: “Babe, I don’t like those, I’m allergic to latex"
Steve: “No probs! Just put this bacondom on, it’ll solve everything! Plus, it doubles as breakfast!… you ARE staying for breakfast, right?”

"Dude, that chick loves the bacondom"

"She'll do anything so long as you've got a stash of bacondom"

"I'm totally in with that chick from the bar! Can I borrow a bacondom, I'm all out?"

"Babe, it's okay, I bought the bacondom... better to be safe than... well, parents."

by Pigporker January 28, 2014