Fat Attack

When an overly sized women/man has a heat stroke

Le'mair was having a 'Fat Attack' the bar was too crowded and we had to move him outside and water his gills

by Skaterdude666 June 12, 2025

Crack Attack

When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.

Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!

by Henry Chang December 09, 2021

Crack attack

A slow & chill but meaningful rapper

Persone 1: what type of music do you listen to?

Persone 2: r&b & crack attack

by Not today May 27, 2018

Crack attack

When you get beat up by a bunch of homeless cocaine addicts

Man, I'm sorry I didnt come the other day, I had a massive crack attack

by DankDeath January 08, 2019

Crack Attack

A crack attack is when your pants and or underwear get stuck in your butt crack, making it appear as though it is attacking your crack.

*Sees someone pull out the pants/undies from their butt crack”

“Crack Attack!!!”

Or “I think you have a little bit of a crack attack happening there friend!” Your friends will thank you.

by Etiquette101 January 08, 2025

difference between attacking people and problems

in our modern soc-med oriented world, a very important moral quality that you absolutely cannot, and will never be able to, buy at the local Walmart or dollar store

the main reason the 2016 us presidential campaign rhetoric was so vitriolic and insidious is that both presidential nominees don\t know the difference between attacking people and problems.

by Sexydimma October 26, 2016

suicide attack

Its what a suicide bomber does.

Nearly always a act of terrorism.

Because of the consequences dying he cant get in jail.

Person 1: You know 9.11?
Person 2: Yeah wasnt it a suicide attack
Person 1: Yup probably to avoid the consequences
Person 2: Such a pussy!

by rakiminki November 14, 2019