ass merchant

A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.

Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!

by Matooke September 16, 2008

waterfall ass

droopy, saggy, flabby ass that looks like it might spill out all over the floor once the dam holding it up is removed (i.e., pants)

I thought that girl over there in the bikini was hot, but when she turned around, her waterfall ass was so bad, I thought I was looking at Niagara falls!

by assrammers August 20, 2008

Practice ass

A women used by a man to perfect sexual skills.

Whenever my girlfriend is not around I use Cammie as a practice ass to improve my sexual abilities.

by TheOneDragon May 17, 2010

ass whupping

to kick someone's ass

I'd say he was due for a good ass whupping.

by Dr. Fine September 19, 2015

ass critter

A small animal or child of extreme annoyance.

Manzo's god damn ferrets are major ass critters.

by MPC November 3, 2003

ass doppler

A person's tendancy to monitor, grade, and report on one's lower GI tract performance.

Butch's ass doppler went off when he realized his rectal contents were not purely gaseous.

by shmacky December 21, 2008

Springtime Ass

The result of girls shedding most of their winter clothing in order to maximize their visible ASSets. This is directly related to the sudden change of temperature from cold to warm in the Spring, and is a popular occurrence on college campuses.

Ryan: "I had no idea Chanel had such a rockin' body under those sweats!"

Corey: "Yeah man, I always thought she was hiding a penis, but Springtime Ass proved me wrong!"

by trips145 April 29, 2011