ass doppler

A person's tendancy to monitor, grade, and report on one's lower GI tract performance.

Butch's ass doppler went off when he realized his rectal contents were not purely gaseous.

by shmacky December 21, 2008

ass-load

n 1. a great quantity. Generally accepted to exceed a butt-load.

"I just ate an ass-load of tacos!"

by MF September 5, 2002

Ass Crispy

An ass crispy: the lint at the top of your asscrack mixed with sweat and discharge after strenuous activity. The color varies depending on the undergarment color you are wearing. Commonly mistaken for dingleberries.

Ewww! Don't flick your ass crispy at me!

by Kevin Pacella June 21, 2008

Ass Marangue

An ASS MARANGUE is a sizeable amount of fecal matter pasted, squated, crapped out for whatever unsanitary reason all about the posterior effectively filling in the ass crack having the appearance of a large chocolate cake having been smashed against a person's butt.

When the doctor had Cess Pool Jimmy pull down his underwear for a rectal examination Jimmy's slowly peeled away his shorts exposing a huge ass marangue smeared all over Jimmy's rear end much to the doctor's surprize.

by Swanie River January 13, 2008

ass jam

similar to pocket lint if you wear underwear unwashed too many days in a row the lint becomes moist like jam

Mate, your undies are so dirty if you sweat it up you will have ass jam

by thatsthatmattressman July 6, 2012

ass licked

When something is kicking your ass, but you like it.

"Bro, im getting my ass licked by elden ring right now. malenia is destroying me, not in a sexual way."
"bro why did you specify that? and doesn't her boots have individual toes?"

by JupiterCoyote July 5, 2022

waterfall ass

droopy, saggy, flabby ass that looks like it might spill out all over the floor once the dam holding it up is removed (i.e., pants)

I thought that girl over there in the bikini was hot, but when she turned around, her waterfall ass was so bad, I thought I was looking at Niagara falls!

by assrammers August 20, 2008