Alabama poutine

A dish consisting of fresh French fries typically from McDonald’s with a slight drizzle of the consumer’s cum on 25-45% of the total dish.

“You would eat your own fries with cum on it?”
“Only the untouched part. It’s Alabama Poutine!”

by hotty-mcbody April 1, 2024

alabama knuckle popper

When one inserts his/her fingers, one by one, into his/her cousins rectum. Snapping each finger backwards until all are broken.

Wife: Give me an Alabama knuckle popper.
Husband: WTF!!!
Wife: Put your fingers in my ass, and break them.
Husband: NO!
Wife: DO IT PUSSY!

by Hugh_Janus53 September 4, 2018

Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*

John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?

by Monke_man January 21, 2021

Alabama Steampot

When two obese individuals enter a diesel vehicle and perform what most people call coitus

After dinner last night Jimbob, and Tammy climbed into their neighbors diesel and made an Alabama Steampot

by Futzisnuts January 13, 2022

Alabama snow plow

When you’re balls deep in your cousin, you shove your face into a mountain of cocaine, lick your thumb, scream “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND” and jam a boofer right in your own asshole

So, I was smashing my cousin Shelly, and I hit myself with the Alabama snow plow. A little razzle dazzle for the camera.

by The great BK January 11, 2025

Alabama Sock

When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock

Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021

Alabama anal

When one does anal with his or her first cousin; the only rule is that you must be related

“Did you here that laim did Alabama anal with his cousin”.

by Lancebumpkinjr December 9, 2018