chinese writing

When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.
Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!
by Giraffesgotmoves January 17, 2018
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chinese spanner

A mechanics nickname for a hammer
Oi mate can ya chuck me the Chinese spanner this bolts stuck
by Aussie_mechanic June 02, 2018
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Island Chinese

An umbrella term for South and South-East Asian peoples that look Chinese.
Kelley? Yeah she’s one of those Island Chinese.”
Filipino?”
“Yeah, whatever.”
by thethickfreshoak April 26, 2024
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chinese fur

A dirty hole in Alabama. If you birdie it somewhere in the world Mike Tomlin will say splash.
by Gatorttu April 06, 2017
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chinese hospital

noun, a collection of broken electronics and a other gadgets, intended to be fixed, but rarely actually fixed. A kind of DIY procrastination pile.
-"Did you fix that TV yet?"
-"No, it's still just sitting in the chinese hospital next to my workbench."
by ReluctantMagnet April 13, 2016
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chinese dog

I like chinese dog very much dogs.
by jerry dow April 14, 2019
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Reverse Chinese Finger Trap

When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.
Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.
by Fat Lorenzo March 24, 2023
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