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Brandon

Has a long gurrrrrthy juicy d*ck
If u see Brandon suck him off
by Cool guy November 22, 2021
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He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.
Yo look at Brandon! He’s such a loser complaining about his back a lot.
by definitelynotbrandon November 22, 2021
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Brandon is the realist nigga you’ll ever meet he’ll rearrange you’re bitch guts ,with his big dick , Brandon’s are fucking icons
“Brandon” took me from my nigga yesterday
by Big duck monster November 21, 2021
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Example: You know Brandon?
Example 2 : Yeah, he likes me and im gay!
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Brandon Fajardo

Brandon is the type of guy that will make you nervous no matter how long you’ve known him. He’s the most beautiful person. His eyes are so beautiful and easily to fall in love with. He’s such a loyal person that will always put you first if he cares about you. He will love you like no other and will go out of his way to make you feel special. He has a great heart and good personality. He’s sweet and loving. A very respectful man that will always protect who he loves. His presence will always bring joy and happiness. Beyond lucky to have a person like Brandon.
Brandon Fajardo is the sweetest.

I am in love with Brandon Fajardo.
by luv.u-mp <3 November 25, 2021
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Brandon

One who takes “Emilie’s” on Disney trips.
Person 1: Man, Brandon is sure lucky with all these vacations he goes on.

Person 2: Emilie is even luckier! He is surprising her soon with another trip soon!
by sulla123 November 27, 2021
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F*ck Joe Biden slang. Also dude who sleeps a lot. Touches hairy legs a ton, and smells little girls.
by So sus November 27, 2021
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