i-Ready

A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.

Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?

Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?

Teacher: Great idea!

by amogusbruh21youstupid March 18, 2022

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I-Ready

I-Ready was originally a website used for torture in 2011. It would cause anxiety, depression, stress, and suicidal thoughts to the victim. However, some teachers realized that they could slack off using I-Ready instead of ACTUALLY TEACHING, so they forced their students to do long, useless, and boring lessons EVERY DAY. So, nowadays, students who use I-Ready are usually more depressed than students who don't.

Creator of the website 1: Hey, let's create a torture device and call it I-Ready!
Creator of the website 2: Good idea!

Later...
Teacher 1: I'm too lazy to do actual teaching so I'm going to make these students do I-Ready lololol such a good idea
Teacher 2: ikr

In class.
Teacher 1: do this while I play on my phone
Student 1: :(

Later...
Student 1: hey student 2 I really don't want to do I-Ready so let's commit unalive
Student 2: great idea, who even created that thing anyway

Even later
Teacher 1: Oh wow, 2 of our students committed unalive.
Teacher 2: Wow, I wondered what caused them to do that!

by iliketrees25 May 25, 2023

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