When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.
*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018
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Stacy : A real man would give me his money and not expect me to share mine nor provide him emotional support.
Shane : A real man would stop playing videogames and dedicate his life to a Stacy.
Ken : I'm tired of you all real manning me. I don't need shallow validations, I am enough. I am kenough !
Shane : A real man would stop playing videogames and dedicate his life to a Stacy.
Ken : I'm tired of you all real manning me. I don't need shallow validations, I am enough. I am kenough !
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Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.
Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.
I don't know Bill, I don't know what he sees in her.
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."
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Don Cheadle was not the natural comedian and lover people thought he was trying to be in The Family Man. They could tell he really wanted Nicholas Cage dead, because he hated Nicholas Cage enough to want him dead, and they could see it in his eyes.
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