National Ignore Your Partner Day

Ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day without consequence

Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.

by grayisthegoat June 7, 2024

Make your mulch

To add experiences to the garden of life.

My friend Jacob got a tattoo that says make your mulch. It's fire bro.

by germmmmm May 19, 2022

your mum

YOUR BLOODCLUT MUM

I FUCK YOUR MUM BITCH

by ME_MYSELF_N_I December 3, 2021

marry your fingers

masturbating; a more appropriate term to use.

We were on the phone together and both were horny. He wanted some action so he told me to marry your fingers. I did that until I had cummed.

by A$AP__S April 23, 2014

Your IQ is below average

The fancy way of saying "u dum"

John Cena: U ugly
Stewie griffin: Your IQ is below average.
John Cena: OOF

by MyRealName21 October 9, 2020

Figured out your spice cabinet

When you've found all their sex buttons.

Baby, you know I've figured out your spice cabinet!

by Ronny 5 March 25, 2017

If That Is Your Bitch Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang

If That Is Your Bitch Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang

If That Is Your Bitch Then Let Me Haunted House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025