Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.

are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.

by riolofit February 21, 2013

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Little man syndrome

A rare disease where someone is abnormally small and has to make up for it by acting hard

Jonathan Palmer was diagnosed with little man syndrome after getting angry when Jeff asked the waitress for a high chair for him at roosters. He did in fact measure 4' 11" so he did qualify for the 12 and under discount.

by Hshdj78 September 30, 2022

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Man-machine

A more sophisticated version of the circle jerk where at minimum 4 individuals link arms and then begin to mastorbate, utilizing the momentum from one anothers movement to in turn keep jerkin' themselves.

James, John, Jarome, and Elliott are such good friends, they man-machine at least once a week to help one another out.

by Meatballs-in-ketchup June 22, 2023

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Man/Woman

A person who physically you cannot tell if they are a man or woman

“Hey who’s that man/woman?”
“That’s Rhona, I wonder what it is a man or a woman.”

by BigTrev October 3, 2022

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The Family Man

A movie about a guy who lives out alternate lives because somebody must have thought he didn't appreciate what he had.

The way Don Cheadle looks as serious and heartfelt as he does when he asks Nicholas Cage if he wants to die in The Family Man, nobody laughs, they instead get put on edge when they realize this guy is not the natural comedian/joker they thought he was trying to be, he really wants somebody dead to make himself fit the tough image, and you can see it in his eyes.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021

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