Dog Shit

The last of us 2 A.K.A Dog shit

"Hey man, what are you playing?"
"Dog shit"

by I-am-lonley December 11, 2020

French shit

When a big turd kisses your cheek on the way out. Oft requires broader wiping.

I took a french shit just now, there's no wet wipes left

by Jcerrino August 20, 2024

Shit meets Terrible

A level beyond retartedness, like not physically possible
Don't even try, you'll probably hurt yourself

Be careful or you'll end up like Shit meets Terrible

by Globalwarmingyay May 18, 2017

Phantom Shit

When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom

"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"

by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017

Lava shits

When your fecial material comes out as a liquid instead of solid, and leaves your anus hole burning so bad that you just wanna cut it off with your pocket knife. This sensation feels like you just dipped your prolapsed ass hole in hot lava. You will soon wish you didn't eat that jalapeno mac and cheese burger about 10 minutes ago.

Gene: holy christ, call the fire department! Carter has the lava shits!

by Dirty Antwan October 29, 2025

Piece of Shit

Human with no respect towards gays,trans,pans,asexuals, or is straight up racist

This piece of shit doesn’t reappear anyone but himself

by Speedo wearing motherfucker February 6, 2023

shit movie

shit movies, well are movies that are complete nonsense and pure crap like Foodfight and Santa Claus Conquers The Martians which is an Antoine's favorite movie

this movie is shit, it's a shit movie

by Ya Friend October 8, 2019