shit ass

the worst type of Darian

Darian is a shit ass

by the google user April 14, 2020

Shit Minute

As time moves faster while shitting, a shit minute will usually last around 3 regular minutes.

Tyler: Want to play Warzone?
Brad: Yeah just give me a couple shit minutes

by ItsNorth April 11, 2020

Quantam Shit

When you get on the porcelain throne and pump a few jams and shit until your empty.

Dude 1 : Man you never called me back

Dude 2: I was in quantam shit mode, i had katy perry playing and i was dusting off some pigs in angry birds.
Dude 1: Oh. Ok.

by LOLQUANTAM July 6, 2011

churning shit

When you are rushing to go to the nearest toilet while trying as hard as you possibly can not to shit yourself

I ate a spicy burrito for lunch and I’m now in the middle of nowhere hauling ass and churning shit home

by xDMattTheUnfunny June 23, 2022

Shit

Ethan Miller

I just took a massive Ethan Miller in that bathroom stall that shit clogged it for sure

by 420Pornhub69 February 18, 2020

Shit the Bag

When a person dies with a colostomy bag ; the natural body reaction occurs of waste elimination.

Years after the colostomy operation, complications led to her death and she just shit the bag.

by quickyshell August 10, 2018

biggest shit

when you say or do something that is not really a big deal; "to get over it"

Val: Omg have you seen Miley's Adore video?
Ellie: Yeah, what about it?
Val: She touches herself wayyyy too much.
Ellie: SO, she adores herself. Biggest shit.

by silencemenever December 26, 2013