I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Michael I

The biggest bro ever and God I

Do you know who Big bro I is?

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by ihatethecolorblacks July 5, 2023

I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug!

A phrase no one has, or will ever hear

*purely fiction*

No one: "I bought An Urban Dictionary Mug!"

No ome else because this is a hupothetical:

by Agent_Z January 12, 2025

how do i type

used by ppl who dont know how to type apparently

Person 1: How do i type

Person 2: ??? Wdym u just typed

Person 1: Nuh uh

by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025

I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

I got reach

When you tryna touch the booty from far away

You got a nice butt and I wanna touch it even though you're far away but I got reach

by Touchbutter November 29, 2019