board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.

by Sexydimma October 20, 2014

my week with Marilyn

(N.B: The Marilyn referred to is Marilyn Monroe )

a) the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson goes back in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe

b) an average Joe's encounter with a celebrity in the secular world.

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents, getting to meet Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak on a local TV show and I was in the audience.

by Sexydimma October 31, 2014

suck my french udder

stfu

why don't you suck my french udder

by bosskinggmegaman November 17, 2014

Monged outta my Tush

When you are in a retarded mood from drink and/or drugs

Hey man my sheets are suppose to be white not brown
shitty pants" Ya that was last night I was monged outta my Tush.

by Simon galaxy November 21, 2014

you'll be my blanket

Makin your lover warm Real Warm

"Jim got blanketed hard REAL hard"

"Amanda said "You'll be my blanket"

by SeagDaddy200103 November 28, 2014

Poodle in my noodle

A best friend who's one in a million.

I'm so lucky to have found you, you're the poodle in my noodle.

by r siz December 5, 2014

ripped the ass out of my pants

This is a term used while you are bending down and picking up something off the floor and as you do so your pants get ripped or torn. Performing manual labor.

Danny B was loading some cigar boxes and all of a sudden he Screams out load "Fuck" and tells me. Dude I just " ripped the ass out of my pants" and I just bought them.

Loading some boxes over head and screamed "Fuck dude I just ripped the ass out of my pants"

by Mejo December 16, 2014