shooting my beans

What a man shouts out when they cum

*jerking off
"I'm shooting my beans!"

by Cummie pooh August 2, 2018

my uncultured boyfriend

my boyfriend doers not know who Dove Cameron is.
we are not alike.
Perish.

person 1: hey! Dove Cameron in Descendants.. am I right ?? :D
my uncultured boyfriend: ... who's that slag?
person 2: *shhakes head in dibelief* so uncultured :(

by coolswag&delicious April 22, 2021

In over my head

be involved in something that is beyond one's capacity to deal with.

"when I became a graduate student I knew at once I was in over my head"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

oh my frank

What emos use instead of saying “oh my god”
it includes the name of Frank Iero because he is a true god.

“Oh my frank he is so hot!”
“Omgee I know.”

by banging fronk in the shower January 5, 2020

Summit my monitor

Another way to say you will punch your monitor with increased force.

*Fails a challenge*
Me: I swear to god I will summit my monitor if I die one more time.

by NobleShyGuy June 27, 2019

Crank my cudgel

Act of masturbation.

Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.

by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022

bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart

doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain

by BelgiumBoy69 August 9, 2021