I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

i hate u

when an egirl with mixed signals expresses her feelings towards someone on the internet

king julian: is that all? don't you have something to say
egirl: other than the fact that i hate u, no, i don't have something to say.

by chloe burbank March 13, 2022

I-Club

A club which only a cool fucking person in it I swear to god bro.

Random person: Ayo, you in I-club?
I-club member: Fuck yeah bro.
Random person: Can I join too? I'm a big fan of the club president.
I-club member: Fosho!

by abubakari ayakbiniyakubu September 16, 2022

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

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I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

i

Wow, such a way with words... I'm.... shocked! it feels like your keyboard has such been sent from heaven, approved by the angels above! Please keep this kind message in your mind, for it is special and who knows what it might become..

"Hey, Janet, do you want to go to the nearby burger store?"
"i"
"You.. amaze me"

by Loownahh August 2, 2021

I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024