I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care

"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"

by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025

I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

All Day I Dream

A party where everyone falls asleep because it’s so boring that you literally go there to dream. Melatonin is dripped into all food and drinks.

Hey who’s all going to all day I dream? Oh no one cause it’s boring, oh wait you’re all going anyway?

by Dicktoobig69 May 31, 2023

hey girl i mean they

how to greet your nonbinary friend

“hey man it’s nice to see you”

“hey girl i mean they”

by kubiks April 19, 2024

I

So pretty but is mentally retarded has no friends

I is mental

by Emily antinio May 29, 2020

Massi i am Pancake

Pancake is the better version of Massi. His Big masculer cock reaches to the edge of the know universe. When u see him you imitiedtly cu,

Bro i hate massi
Massi i am Pancake

by WhiskeyBravo_ August 3, 2021

I guesssss

a way to express your confusion in a sarcastic manner, very useful in any type of conversation

Grace: Yo Roomi, what happened to that mans from the ends
Roomi: he got one look at me and knew he couldn't handle it, I guessssss

by CNOTE3112 October 10, 2018