why do i even

When your parents try to do something that kids do nowadays and it goes very, very, VERY wrong.

Child:Hi, dad. How are you?
Dad:Wassup my man, I'm just chillin and grillin yo!
Child:why do I even

by Thatguythatdoesthingstoo March 17, 2021

no evidance i win

Used in serious debate to refute all arguments.

kinda op.

You - "You are sus"
Me - "No evidance i win"
You - *Btfo'd*

by racism is fucking cringe August 4, 2022

I need head

She hates me

Bralene: "I need head" (she hates you)

by anonymous July 29, 2024

I

Speaking to you
I got to do…
Eyes

I even saw….

Definitely worth the speaking and serving I had to do…
More words I would love to say to you

For instance , I love you!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 22, 2024

I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

I No No Wanna :'(

This phrase is used when you're just a lil guy and don't want to do something.

T: You need to do the laundry

G: I no no wanna :'(

T: understood.

by wowzerz.org March 9, 2024

I dropped it parent

1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.

2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.

After my baby's daddy left me, I had no choice but to become an I dropped it parent.

by Arnie Grape May 5, 2021