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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
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man dust

the fine dust created using an electric razor.
dude... get the man dust out of sink.
by O.B.G.Y.N. Spurius April 22, 2009
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Man thot

The most pure form maleness. Unlimited power exist within them. Pinnacle of male development.
Everyone: Wow look at that man thot over there
Nikolaj thinking: I wish I could be like that..
by Thotness January 23, 2018
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Lonely Man's Bukake

To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"
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Kool-aid man

When you forcefully thrust to break through the condom and yell "Oh yeaaaah" in proper low voice Kool-aid man style.
Girl: did the condom break?
You: OHHHH YEEEAAAAH

I think she's pregnant, I Kool-aid manned her last night
by phallic symbol November 14, 2015
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Milk dud delivery man

A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.
If you see the milk dud delivery man, RUN!
His van may look sexy, but he does not.
by Lulu46648 December 18, 2021
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Omni-Man

One of THE most bad ass superheroes ever, he beats homelander 1000 times, because homelander is ASS
"Homelander has never fought someone his own strength, Omni-Man will whoop his ass"
by Omniingit May 12, 2025
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