best bitch

like a really good friend
but even better
because it’s a really good bitch
a best bitch
no one can compare
omg do you know tom
yeah he’s my best bitch
by 123steve456 November 23, 2021
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Bitch-lightning

(Noun)
When someone instantly reacts to you or your ideas in a negative, unaccepting manner, then instantly realizes what they've done and become human again.
Wow dude, that was some bitch-lightning from your wife, you didn't even say anything!
by MageOfSorts January 10, 2021
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Bitch bites

Small, tiny wussified bites, such as bites of food, whereby the Male failed to take a manly-man sized bite.
Did you try that new ice cream? (after showing her spoonful I took). "Yes, Jessica" She responded: No, those were bitch bites
by PookieJM March 23, 2021
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Bitch ass Venmo

A Venmo someone sent (either requesting or sending money) with the purpose of insulting you
Venmo request: “Here’s money for my share of dinner last week- you clearly need it more than me”

“Wow that was a bitch ass Venmo”
by JustAHater1234 June 02, 2024
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Gaggling Bitch Pussy

The tightest pussy of them all, Poseidon quivers before him
by Quite fdbwjj October 28, 2019
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Bitch Utility Vehicle

A Sports Utility Vehicle which is primarily marketed towards women
I can't believe Matt bought a Ford Escape! Doesn't he know that's a Bitch Utility Vehicle?
by YourDogsAllWet June 30, 2014
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He-Bitch Man Slap

Weak ineffectual attempt to slap a bloke. Usually delivered by someone who isn't quite manly enough to throw a punch. Wussy and effeminate slap to the face that comes across all girly. The last resort of drama queens.
You call that a hit? That was a He-Bitch Man Slap. I've seen girls deliver right crosses better than that.
by Taylz March 06, 2014
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