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old manned

A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)
Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!
by MikkBretly March 11, 2011
mugGet the old mannedmug.

Big Man Thermal

a hunk of a man who you should respect, whenever you talk about a legend, talk about Big Man Thermal
Look over there! it's Big Man Thermal, a hunk of a man.
by Big Man Thermal January 22, 2021
mugGet the Big Man Thermalmug.

Cumaid-man

When a male ejaculates into a jug of koolaid
bro last night pedo bell became the cumaid-man and i accidentally drank it
by kaylelikesmen May 27, 2022
mugGet the Cumaid-manmug.

Moonlit Man

A little bit more then a fuck buddy but not a boyfriend.
My moonlit man is coming over to fix my car.
by Happybeair February 3, 2018
mugGet the Moonlit Manmug.

man canyon

man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.
When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.
by Woordsmith December 14, 2019
mugGet the man canyonmug.

mango man

the worst president of the united states, donald j trump, known for his unusually mango-hued skin
by easy_like_123 November 7, 2020
mugGet the mango manmug.

man-whore

man, who sells him self like a jigalo...
alfredo is such a man-whore, he bangs every bitch he can get his hands on
by bgirl aero January 12, 2017
mugGet the man-whoremug.

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