crazy ass mother fucking bitch

A person so nuts or "ape-shit crazy" that they disturb peace, daily life, and very possibly the very fabric of the universe.

OMFG! Mrs. Puttana is such a crazy ass mother fucking bitch for giving us a eighteen page essay over Winter break! How I am supposed to enjoy my childhood like this?!

by ETON SOUPE February 4, 2015

A hard head makes a soft ass

Of Southern American origin. Refers to the fact that a person that does not listen to reason is going to have a tough life. Often a person that insists on making their own mistakes rather than listen to sage advice will hear this phrase. In other words a young inexperienced person that keeps making stupid mistakes will take a lot of beatings.

Johnnie won't listen to anything his daddy tells him. Well, a hard head makes a soft ass.

by Vito Hamilton July 26, 2011

Talks like a man with a paper ass

Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.

See that big mouth over there? He talks like a man with a paper ass.

by fonspa November 1, 2010

pasty ass white boi

PASTY ASS WHITE BOI FROM MINESVILLE WHO AINT GOT NO BACK OR A JOKE TO LIVE On

Steven AKA the MINESVILLIAN

by giggidy October 8, 2004

Lookin' up a dead goat's ass

a futile effort, not worth pursuing

If you think I'm going to pay you the money I owe you then you're "lookin' up a dead goat's ass".

by SA Earl January 13, 2011

Big ass and brass don't mix!

Translation: Brass stripper poles aren't for overweight butts!

Girl, no way in hell am I jumping up on that stripper pole! You know big ass and brass don't mix!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 16, 2022

imma pop a cap in yo ass

An Agressive Slang, meaning the user is going to shoot someone

50cent "yo biatch! fuck yo nigga ass!"
DmX " Yo imma pop a cap in yo ass"
Joe Fagan "Damn, Thats Wack

by Joe Fagan February 18, 2004