Man-U

Short for Manchester United, which means, for a man who has sojourned long, and endured much, even to be thought to be a Manchester, to be finally united with his muse.

-- So, after being mistakenly thought to be all about the carbon cockprint, he endured being a Manchester.

-- Yeah, and now that he'll hook-up with his muse he'll be a Man-U.

by sukadog May 13, 2011

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man crush

when a lesbian has a “crush but not really” on a man, often a celebrity.

or, alternatively, when a straight man has a “crush but not really” on another man, often a celebrity

“I’m totally man crushing on Pedro Pascal”

“I thought you only liked girls?”

“pedro pascal transcends both gay and straight.”

by oprah (yes it’s really me) May 14, 2025

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Iron man

A rich orphan with heart problem

Iron man is rich boiiiiii
person #10000: Y E S .

by anonymous August 18, 2021

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The He-Man

Is when a dude is banging a chick doggy style and suddenly he pulls out and screams, “I’VE GOT THE POWER” with his dick in his hand, then he suddenly and forcefully jams it in her asshole.

Last night when I was fucking Mirella, she said she wanted it rougher so I gave her The He-Man. It resulted in a fresh anal creampie for her.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz January 23, 2025

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florida man

an alleged prevalence of people performing irrational or maniacal actions in the U.S. state of Florida.

Florida man arrested for assaulting 16 people with a frying pan inside a Florida waffle house, and beating up 5 police officer after being 4 times the legal driving limit while intoxicated, also got caught with 5 pounds of crack and LSD.

by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023

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