I don't have the facts to back this up

A phrase said prior to any ridiculous statement to give the illusion of validity.

"Now, I don't have the facts to back this up, but I believe Herman Cain was born in Indonesia."

by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011

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I've fallen and I can't get up

A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.

Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.

by Dassh September 8, 2004

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shut the fuck up you piece of shit

Something you say to filthy casual plebs

Hey Dinger, shut the fuck up you piece of shit

by Mlglmaolmao July 24, 2016

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Heating up your ships main cannon

Masturbation,jerking off (usually males)

Child: *fapfapfap*
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK

by BJC2002 April 20, 2012

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that's whats up good lookin out

1. an expression of approval and thanks for a good deed, OR, 2. can be used in sarcasm to show disinterest in someone's actions or feelings

1. Miss Utility: "I'm not wearing any panties."
Tito: "That's whats up good lookin out!"
or
Danny: "I got laid off today. I need to look for a new job."
Tito: "That's whats up good lookin out?

by goose smacker March 1, 2009

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