Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

Your Mom

The person the mailman railed last night

Your mom got railed so hard by the mailman bro! (maybe it was me)

by sus6 July 2, 2023

your mom

YOUR MOM IS HOT

and you.............

your mom

by svnsxine October 2, 2021

your mom YES

the best mom insult word for someone that is your school bully

me: *sit on bench*
bully: your bad
me: your mom YES

by kevinivy100 May 4, 2022

your mom

your mom is a cat who sucks ur dad at night

your mom is used too cook and clean and do your dad at night

by your_mom_me October 3, 2021

Doing your mom

When a gamer doesn't have a comeback, they'll say they are doing it with your mom when they are not.

"Bro you're trash at this game"
"STFU, I'm doing your mom right now"

by SkinEater February 25, 2022

Your mom

Your mom

Hey how is your mom

by Iona jake July 26, 2021