People named Jude Smith ugly failures that make peoples day worse by existing and have a microscopic dick.
by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruth100% December 10, 2022
by @jzahl360 November 01, 2016
Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.
"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"
or
"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
or
"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
by JsmittyTheKitty June 06, 2024
Someone named Violet Smith is the type to be a dancer or a skiier. She is always high on cocaine or acts like she is. She is a brunette with curly hair, likes basic guys like ones named Josh or Kaden. Shes a god at fortnite and roblox but is also a hugeee band kid. Like a real nerd.
by emmashul2806 November 24, 2023
Ani is 13 years old born on 15th of October 2003. She is musically star aND ex of Mark Thomas, also known as duhitzmark. Her bestie is Emily Forrest and her movie is coming out soon.
person : How are you today?
me : I couldn't sleep last night....
person : Why?
me : I saw Ani Smith without makeup...
person : That's bad!
me : I couldn't sleep last night....
person : Why?
me : I saw Ani Smith without makeup...
person : That's bad!
by bunnysdream March 03, 2017
so small that you can not possibly be seen, also you have the BEST BOOSIE FADE AWARD 2023. this also means you dont drink any Calcium
by not noah tolly October 20, 2023
"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"
by Big Santa May 02, 2024