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gold fimosis

Girl: Do you have a gold fimosis?
Boy: Wanna find out?
by Big fat gold August 11, 2024
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Gold Dogger

when someone shoves a bar of gold up their ass or smth idk
my bitch just did the fuckin gold dogger 💀💀” or “my girls a gold dogger man..”
by kami 🙀 March 10, 2023
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Gold week

A week of the year where everyone must talk about the character Tohru Adachi from persona 4
by Adachi is hot March 24, 2023
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Occupational Gold Digger

An Individual who has to date someone who makes a certain amount of money to make up for their own financial irresponsibility & compulsory spending habits.

These individuals are different than the classic gold digger because they often work hard and make enough to support more than one person yet they have to borrow money constantly and or date people who make a certain amount of money to make it because they can't manage their own money properly whether in a relationship or not.

As an excuse to keep spending irresponsibly these Individuals often choose to date co-dependent enablers who will enable them to keep spending like they do, then will blame it on the other person as if they're the issue when it's both parties at fault. In some cases they will even stay with abusive people if there's enough money involved, which proves they're mentally unfit to be in a relationship with anyone.

These individuals constantly claim to want true love and a man/woman who treats them right, but they can experience exactly that and will throw it all away due their overwhelming love for money & material possessions if the person who loves them doesn't make enough money.
Occupational Gold Digger Examples

Her: *spends tons of money on wants not needs*
Also Her: *complains about not having money and looks their partners way to fix the problem they caused and or borrows money off others*

Him: *does everything to be there for their significant other in ways more important than money*
Also Him *treated as if they're not enough cause they're not pulling in enough money*

Her: *constantly posts online about wanting true love and a man who treats them right*
Also Her: *gets exactly that, kicks them to curb for not making enough money*
by xREDRUM4759604 March 27, 2023
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California Gold Rush

When a person gives someone an enema by pissing in their ass, causing them to violently release the mixture of piss and shit.
I gave my girlfriend a California Gold Rush and now I need to buy new sheets.
by FredQuackington April 4, 2023
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The Power of Gold

The story is told of the power of gold

And its lure on the unsuspecting
It glitters and shines, it badgers and blinds

And constantly needs protecting

Balance the cost of the soul you lost
With the dreams you lightly sold
Are you under the power of gold

The letters and calls got you climbing the walls
And everyone wants a favor
They beg to remind you of times left behind you

But you know the past is a loser

The face you're wearing is different now
And the days run hot and cold
Are you under the power of gold
You're a creature of habit, run like a rabbit
Scared of a fear you can't name
Your own paranoia is looming before you
And nobody thinks that it's a game

Balance the cost of the soul you lost
With the dreams you lightly soldThen tell me that you're free of the power of gold
The power of gold

The women are lovely, the wine is superb
But there's something about the song that disturbs you
The women are lovely, the wine is superb
But there's something about the song that disturbs you
The women are lovely, the wine is superb
But there's something about the song that disturbs you
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 14, 2023
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That requires gold to purchase

An item that the shop keeper says if it requires gold to purchase

Arthur: I'll buy this
Shopkepper: that requires gold to purchase that sir
An item that the shop keeper says if it requires gold to purchase

That requires gold to purchase
by Braymanno February 3, 2023
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