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Gold day

When your happy and want to say sigma balls
When I saw my freind I screamed gold day!
by Realurbanman July 17, 2024
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Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"
by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024
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Gold Nigger

Essentially the same thing as a Gold Digger, except this is specifically when a white woman gets together with a wealthy black man, mainly for his money in the end. The big dick is just a bonus for said Gold Niggers.

This can also apply to when a white man gets together with a wealthy black woman for the same end goal, but this isn’t as common.

Example: Angelina Jolie & Denzel Washington
“I ain’t saying she’s a Gold Nigger… but she ain’t messing with no broke wiggers.”
by Strange Sal Blankavich July 22, 2024
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gold fimosis

Girl: Do you have a gold fimosis?
Boy: Wanna find out?
by Big fat gold August 11, 2024
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The Power of Gold

The story is told of the power of gold

And its lure on the unsuspecting
It glitters and shines, it badgers and blinds

And constantly needs protecting

Balance the cost of the soul you lost
With the dreams you lightly sold
Are you under the power of gold

The letters and calls got you climbing the walls
And everyone wants a favor
They beg to remind you of times left behind you

But you know the past is a loser

The face you're wearing is different now
And the days run hot and cold
Are you under the power of gold
You're a creature of habit, run like a rabbit
Scared of a fear you can't name
Your own paranoia is looming before you
And nobody thinks that it's a game

Balance the cost of the soul you lost
With the dreams you lightly soldThen tell me that you're free of the power of gold
The power of gold

The women are lovely, the wine is superb
But there's something about the song that disturbs you
The women are lovely, the wine is superb
But there's something about the song that disturbs you
The women are lovely, the wine is superb
But there's something about the song that disturbs you
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 14, 2023
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That requires gold to purchase

An item that the shop keeper says if it requires gold to purchase

Arthur: I'll buy this
Shopkepper: that requires gold to purchase that sir
An item that the shop keeper says if it requires gold to purchase

That requires gold to purchase
by Braymanno February 3, 2023
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That requires gold to purchase

An item that requires gold to purchase
Arthur: can I buy this?
Shopkeeper: That requires gold to purchase
by Braymanno February 3, 2023
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