progressive who likes to get things done

A regressive, usually American, politician afraid of the sort of social progress available in most advanced nations and particularly those in Northern Europe.

Person A: Bro, do you believe in (insert any socially progressive belief here)?

Person B: Nah, bro! I'm a progressive who likes to get things done! ...you wanna go do some interventionist military activity?

by Keystone XXXL October 4, 2016

who pissed out your birthday candles?

only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off

britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?

by shitoutmyass April 22, 2010

crazy Ye Who Reads Your Email!!!

Carlos the sexy Latin dancer. This comes from a huge joke on a website for teens and refers to the movie Napoleon Dynomite

Crazy Ye who reads your e-mail is "Crazy Carl" or Carlos the sexy Latin dancer. A.K.A. Studmuffin!

by Matasma March 18, 2005

He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.

WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

by YAWA March 13, 2020

Who didn't flush da godd damn toilet

Well it was fukin' one of ya's

"Who didn't flush da godd damn toilet.
It wasn't me.
Well it was fukin' one of ya's!"

"Who didn't flush da godd damn toilet.
It wasn't me.
Well it was fukin' one of ya's!"

by YoungDanielzzzYeezy's July 21, 2019

who needs a car if i can swim underwater

a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not

peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater

grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater

by the peanuts rock June 20, 2021

Who do you think you are, the CDC?

A retort to use on Karens who believe "iT's AlL a HoAx"

Karen: IT'S ALL A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!ONE!!!!ONE!!!! I'M NEVER GETTING THE VACCINE BECAUSE IT HAS MICROCHIPS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!!!!!!
Person with brain cells: Who do you think you are, the CDC? Newsflash: you're not, so shut up, Karen 🙃

by Pialinist May 19, 2021