divorced whale

reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.

person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.

by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 4, 2023

Whaling

Whaling

He is lying he is whaling

by Biggie99 August 21, 2023

Fat Ass Whale

A fat ass whale is a girl/woMan who eats too much food and became obese, fat ass whales also think they have cake when in reality the only cake that they have is in their stomach

PeyRoe is a fat ass whale

by Himmy neutron September 8, 2023

Whale Sprite

A short thin woman with an extroverted expressive personality is attracted to tall fat/large men with reserved introverted personalities

Mya is such a knockout, why would she go for that guy?

Because Mya is a Whale Sprite

by False_Hydra September 12, 2023

Bohemian Whale

A chick that is incredibly fat. Their butts take up the maximum amount of area. They have a six roll that prevents the penis from reaching their twot. They normally weigh at least 500 pound and can be caught getting stuck in their room, unable to escape through the doorway.

That Bohemian Whale got stuck in her room, unable to escape from overeating.

by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023

Land Whale

A terrorist so fat that they take the whole screen on whatapps

Damn that mercury dude is a fucking land whale.

by Alibaba23 July 23, 2023

Whale Warrior

Someone who struggles to walk without breathing heavily. Someone whos failing gym class. Someone who is horribly fat.

"Gosh, Abbi, that pizza was good, I'll have another slice!"

"You're a fucking whale warrior Dakota."

by ......H...... May 11, 2024