Beached whale

A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on

Look,A beached whale with a Happy meal.

by TheMoocowbrother April 9, 2021

Taming the whale

Chatting up a fat person

Look at him, he's Taming the whale!

by Tom Mck March 13, 2008

Whaling the bong

When the bong is just ash and you have to blow it out and it makes the bong look like a whale.

"Did you send the bong m8?" "Hate to say m8 but ended up whaling the bong, too packed"

by Fucknem8 September 22, 2018

Whale Blubber

A term to use when you have a lFrench roomate who doesn't understand much, and you really like to mess with

I'm as beatiful as a whale blubber!

by StupidFrenchDude October 18, 2018

Whale Shit

When you have a very big, diarrhea shit.

R{REDACTEDA}R whale shits on the rest of the stream

by Quick Raptor February 16, 2021

Whale Hug

When one person (huggie) lays down and hugger lays on top (in any direction), with most of their body weight on the huggie, as if a acting like a beached whale.

Can you not whale hug me while I'm trying to sleep?

by adp723 October 13, 2016

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016