twat waffle

the result of a long process:

cutting off several twats, throwing them in a blender, mix in some flour, butter, milk, etc. blend it up really nice. after, pour it into a waffle maker, wait about 3 minutes, and then you have a twat waffle. excellent with man syrup.

woman-"so honey, what would youm mlike for breakfast? toast, pancakes?"

man- "actually baby, how about some twat waffles?"

woman-"SOME WHAT?!?!?!"

twat waffle by unidentified midget September 16, 2007

twat waffle

a twat that some what looks like a waffle

I was about to bang her but when i pulled her pants down i noticed she has a twat waffle

twat waffle by that one dirty mexican March 19, 2010

blue waffle 

a blue waffle is a scabby disgusting blue like coloured sti you get on your fanny wanny.

Ways you can get it:
Fanny bashing
rubbing your fanny on fungus
rubbing your fanny on twirly wirlys
rubbing your fanny on toast
rubbing your fanny in a dogs face.

omg! her fanny is so scabby smelly, and... oh my.. its blue, and it looks like a waffle! must be blue waffle!

blue waffle by jenren August 27, 2012

thug waffle 

A complete Badass girl who lives life on the edge because she loves adventures! She is a mad lover and if you find one for yourself consider yourself lucky, she is a little crazy but will always be there for you and love you like no other.

There is a Thug Waffle in my class, I'm going to ask her out because she seems like a perfect girl.

thug waffle by Oakley17 September 5, 2016

twat waffle

Noun; A slang term for menstrual pads.

"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffle ..."

twat waffle by Icemft76 September 20, 2007

Twat Waffle

A name given women who generaly suck all around. These are the girls who have no sense of humor about anything and become mean and spiteful over nothing.

Example 1: Tausha, you're a fucking twat waffle!

Example 2: I met this chick last night but she was a total twat waffle!

Twat Waffle by La-la-lucas July 21, 2009

Soup Waffle 

When someone drops a loose duece on your foot while you are wearing sandals.

That pipe cleaning goof Green Mike was all liquored up, took a shit and left a soup waffle on my foot.

Soup Waffle by Willy the J.A. March 27, 2003