Tom Selleck

An mid 50's to 60's, mans hairy penis.

Man my sergeant's got his Tom Selleck out again.

by Jeremiah Highmont January 12, 2008

tom seaver

He was a pitcher for the New York Mets. He also played for the Reds, White Sox, and Red Sox. Considered the greatest Met of all time. I guess that's like being considered the smartest person to play in the Special Olympics.

"Boy that Tom Seaver sure was a terrific pitcher."
"He was a Met, so that's not saying much."

by thepseudonym July 1, 2009

Tom Sawyer

An act whereby multiple men ejaculate on a woman simultaneously, as in bukkake or gang-bang porn. To "whitewash" someone with the help of friends.

"The Duke LaCrosse team was accused of "Tom Sawyering" a number of co-eds."

by DiabeticD September 6, 2009

fucking a, tom

An exclamation of unhappiness. Often used when supremely pissed off. While fucking a is generally a good thing (meaning fucking amazing), this is a bad thing.

dude: oh oh shit! I hate this place! There isn't any bathrooms!
Lady: FUCKING A, TOM!

by MuZ1 February 17, 2009

Tom Danks

Another name for Dank weed.

"Hey man, do you know where i can find Tom Danks? I was thinking about hanging out with him and Billy Bong Thorton. Wesley Pipes could probably tag along too!"

by Lincoln Logster March 7, 2013

Peeping Tom

A boss that likes to spy on his workers,lurking in the shadows like you can't see him.

Hey is that Wesley lurking in the shadows?Yeah that's him the peeping tom.

by Ragnar Loddbrok October 28, 2016

Tom Longley

Gay

Look at that kid, Oh he is so Tom Longley

by BarrySc0tt October 1, 2018