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up satan's left nostril

Used to describe something lost in an area usually frequented by the speaker after they have checked every possible location it could be.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the tea I bought last week?

Person 2: No, where did you lose it?

Person 1: In my apartment. I've turned the place upside down and the only place it could at this point be would be up satan's left nostril.
by ScrunglyBingus February 27, 2023
mugGet the up satan's left nostrilmug.

Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.
"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"
by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022
mugGet the Left Handed Dirty Bandagemug.

one rose left standing

When one rose is still alive and the others he/she gave you are not, it tells you that person is the one.
“He got me some roses for my birthday a few weeks ago and there is one rose left standing.”
“Omg. He’s the one.”
by Jennajadewilsonboi February 23, 2021
mugGet the one rose left standingmug.

scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.
damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.
by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016
mugGet the scrolling left handedmug.

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