Lobster Tits

Describes the kind of sunburn you get on the 4th of July.

I was out in the sun all day, and now I have lobster tits.

by lobster_lobster July 6, 2011

bib tits

Fairly large, usually round breasts that possess the quality of sitting un-usually high and very close together on a woman's chest, they are also commonly accompanied by very deep cleavage.

Thus appearing to resemble a sort of boob bib.

Perfect for tit fucking and catching food that misses her mouth just the same.

Can be found on in many different body types, although if you see bib tits on a skinny girl they are most likely FAKE, but not always.

Person A: Man check out the bib tits on that one!

Person B: Wow! They could hold your cock and a snack at the same time.

by D-Daddy6996 September 29, 2011

Mazel Tits

1. An exclamatory phrase used in celebration of a circumstance or event.
2. The exceptional bosoms of a Jewish woman or voluptuous man.

1. Mazel Tits you got the job!
2. Hey Joey look at the Mazel Tits Natalie Portman!

by BettyFordCentre432 September 30, 2011

Pancake Tits

Essentially skin flaps with nipples. Most commonly found on old ladies, gypsies and African street hookers.

Like an old mans nutsack, the African street hooker's pancake tits sagged to her knees and occasionally scraped the ground.

by Akkattakk April 30, 2010

Fran's tits

New Jersey slang for the tits on Matt's mom.

Did you see Fran's tits today?

by Yuri March 28, 2005

LCD tits

Flat tits or tits with no curves

1) Man, those asian chicks are all about the lcd flat screens.

2) LCD tits ftw

by JohnPA March 8, 2008

the shit's tits

Mostly you would say something is "the shit" if it's bangin or something, but if it happens to be particulary phat, you could elaborate, saying something is "the shit's tits" being the best or most valuable part of the shit, or the "best of the best."

igg 1: You ever had Smirnoff Ras with Cranberry and Grapefruit juice?
igg 2: Yeah dude, that stuff's the shit's tits!

by Adam November 29, 2007