Afghan Two-Step

The continuous walking of legs after the head or torso has been severed from the body.

That towelhead did the Afghan two-step after receiving an M406 round to the torso.

by MaddawgUSMC18 January 23, 2010

Two man stand

When two guys go to the toilet at the same time. One is sitting on the toilet seat in the usual fashion, and the other sits on top of him, facing him, and shits between his legs.

Person 1 : 'Damn, they've only got one toilet here! I'm desperate!'

Person 2 : 'Hey, me too!'

Person 1 : 'Looks like we'll have to do a two man stand, I'll go on top'

Person 2 : 'Fine, just don't shit on my legs again like last time!'

by Heckster. November 22, 2009

Two Finger Wiggle

A method of inciting wetness in a female by inserting the ring and middle fingers into the vagina and wiggling them very fast.

Barlow hit Pash with the two finger wiggle round the back of KFC. She loved it!!

by Panje October 20, 2010

Tennessee two-step

Describes any underhanded action.

Brad- Man, he gave me 50 cents instead of 75.
Pat- He totally Tennessee two-stepped you

Pat- See his magic trick?
Brad- Ah, the old Tennessee Two-step

by Kyle Mackay-Allen June 30, 2008

Two year rule

If you're between the age of 12-16, it is socially acceptable to be in a relationship with someone 2 years or so older or younger than you

Man, isn't she a bit young?
Nah bro remember the two year rule!

by yoitsgavin April 18, 2013

pitching two tents

The act of going camping and then performing sexual acts. In this way, it is virtually guaranteed that pitching two tents will occur; one for shelter, and the other for pleasure.

Allison and her boyfriend are going camping next weekend... I have a feeling they'll be pitching two tents.

by Andrew Kaiser July 11, 2007

Couple Two Tree

Exclusive to the Wyoming Valley, means "a few"

When speaking to a vendor at the fair....
"Can I get a couple two tree hoddogs, one wit sauerkraut, one wit not?"

by Freida Gillespe October 25, 2007