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Trendy Pump

A slightly older man with white hair wearing an orange shirt, a handle bar mustache, also white, glasses, red skin, some tats, hairy armpits and squishy earlobes. trendy pumps usually like to spend their days watching the packers, going for a ride on his YELLOW motorcycle, and crack some cold ones.
Man, my grandpa is such a trendy pump...
by Lilmoop June 30, 2018
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Double pump

When you accidentally cum without protection, but you do it again right after because the risk is the same as a one pump.
John, I gave her the double pump. I'll name the kid after you.
by Yaomman September 8, 2022
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pump the guns

Did you skive off work? Yeah, just been at the gym to pump the guns.
by plasmasnake1 November 17, 2021
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pump-handle

The ultimate enthusiastic greeting between best buddies or a guy to a girl he feels super-glad to see; it's where ya grab yer friend's hands and shake his arms vigorously up and down while making joyful enthusiastic "musical grunting" noises in time to the motions.
Huge-statured marshmallow-hearted guy, joyfully playing pump-handle with a cute fluffy little thing whom he hasn't seen for ages: URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh...!
Cutie: Hey --- don't wear out my arms, Mr. "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh"!!
by QuacksO December 19, 2016
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Pump Bottom

A pump bottom is a chromosomal XY “male” who prefers lying in the supine position with erect phallus facing upward. “He” necessitates the sexual partner (a chromosomal XX “female”) to be vaginally mounted on “he/his” fully engorged penis, participating in a rigorous sexual act until “he/him” reaches orgasm. Simultaneous orgasm is an added benefit.

A Pump Bottom is truly fulfilled when engaging with a compatible “Power Top.”
While on the couch, Marie got on top of Bobby to have sex. As a Pump Bottom, Bobby planted both of his feet firmly on the floor to engage his entire body to thrust into Marie ever so harder and harder until they both climaxed.
by ChelseaMavin April 6, 2024
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Lil Pump

An absolute lyrical genius. The smartest person to ever exist.
Lil Pump is the greatest rapper of all time I love everything about his absolutely amazing, revolutionary, genius music if you can even call it music it's an art form above the word music.
Lil Pump is basically a demi-god.
by I eat poop 69 January 16, 2022
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Muffin Pump

Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym
Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?

Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.
by TheMuffinPump.com October 22, 2020
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