Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.

"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."

by Friggyodon January 27, 2015

Chife Lord

Someone who continuously hits your vape and uses up ALL of your pods

YO stop hitting my juul, you’re such a chife lord

by Beaker is a G July 19, 2018

lord bingus

ALL HAIL LORD BINGUS

ALL HAIL LORD BINGUS

by edrftgyhujijhygtfdewerftgyhjkm February 26, 2025

rust lord

one who plays RUST

Blazed: This goober is such a rust lord
Spoonboy: yeh

by Pablon Muskobar November 4, 2023

Lord Mantequine Himself!

An expression of frustration

"Lord Mantequine Himself would rail against this injustice!"
or simply:
"Lord Mantequine Himself!"

by Barrillo McLoganfieldman April 3, 2008

Lord farquhard

Lord farquhard is a fat sweaty person who will do a blow job for some sweets

Jenny's auntie is a lord farquhard

by Chelsea_12345 July 6, 2020

The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.

‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’

by Trashboat69 March 18, 2021