google

v. Another word for ejaculate or cumming

inf. to ejaculate prematurely in one's pants

B-Murph sure googled hard when he was dancing with that chick last night.

by Justice Squad March 3, 2012

Google

The poor man's ping command

Customer: "My internet is down"
Support: "Can you open Google?"
Customer: "Yes"
Support: "..."

by anotheranonymouscoward June 16, 2018

google me, chuck

Used by someone when answering a question or comment on a subject that is common knowledge to those with the necessary expertise.

Pendeja: Philip Rivers is a sure-bet, first-ballot Hall of Fame candidate!

Knowledgeable professional football fan: Eh, that's debatable, homie! Google me, chuck!

by the N-a-P-A December 3, 2019

Google

What everybody uses. I mean honestly how do you not know what this is. You probably found urban dictionary from google

I use google to find porn

by Eat my shorts m8 May 4, 2016

Google Earf

Welcome to earf, Google earf is a major spelling mistake and if you make this spelling mistake, You are certified dumb.

Person 1: Hey man! Wanna go on a ride?
Person 2: Yeah sure! What app are you gonna find the gas station on?
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Wha-
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: GOOGLE EAR-
Person 2: OK OK I GET I-

by a man that is in ud August 20, 2022

Google Cardboard

VR on the cheap, Unfortunately only 3DoF but a good deal, got mine for 9€ or about 10 US Dollars. Needs a smartphone with a Gyroscope, and may or may not have head straps

Mario: Yo dude I can do VR, and I only spent 9 euros!
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda

by HoloKolaMasterRace January 3, 2021

Google-safe

adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.

"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."

by ryzander June 4, 2012