the process in which you sneak behind someone and give them a raunchy whiff/taste of your sweaty jock strap across the face (chin)
by frankodemiao April 29, 2011
An Asian fetish is an obsession by a male/female typically of white decent to one of Asian decent, this is usually supported by a fetish for smaller penises, and a fetish for people who are basically blind, with their eyes in a line
OMG my bestie has to have an Asian fetish! She's like obsessed with this Asian guy, and like desperately want his tiny penis.
by bigboy229 June 16, 2019
One of the best (in my opinion) J-Rock bands out there. Known as 'Ajikan' in Japan, becuase it's easier to say than Asian Kung-Fu Generation, and it kind of sounds like it.
Their music is greatly influeced by American bands like Weezer, and it really shines through in most their songs. Japanese Weezer... hahahaha....
Most Americans found this band through Naruto, or FMA with their songs 'Haruka Kanata (Far, Far Away)' and 'Rewrite', respectively.
Their music is greatly influeced by American bands like Weezer, and it really shines through in most their songs. Japanese Weezer... hahahaha....
Most Americans found this band through Naruto, or FMA with their songs 'Haruka Kanata (Far, Far Away)' and 'Rewrite', respectively.
Wapanese: Dude... Ajikan.
Normal Person: ...Yeah... you... do that...
Wapanese: AJIKAN!!
Normal Person: AGH! GET AWAY!
Normal Person: ...Yeah... you... do that...
Wapanese: AJIKAN!!
Normal Person: AGH! GET AWAY!
by theshinykitty April 16, 2005
A syndrome afflicting many individuals on the road, initially described from observing trends in Asian drivers. The underlying theory is a genetic defect that is unknown but may play a role in spatial orientation.
Observations include:
Inability to parallel park without hitting the curb several times, holding up the lane for close to 30 minutes and/or requiring your passenger to exit the vehicle to assist you by direction or switching seats.
Swerving from lane to lane at very slow speeds (20 mph less than posted limit)
Turning into a one way street or going against the direction of traffic more than once in a given year.
Frequent replacement of brake pads due to slamming on them milliseconds before contact
Observations include:
Inability to parallel park without hitting the curb several times, holding up the lane for close to 30 minutes and/or requiring your passenger to exit the vehicle to assist you by direction or switching seats.
Swerving from lane to lane at very slow speeds (20 mph less than posted limit)
Turning into a one way street or going against the direction of traffic more than once in a given year.
Frequent replacement of brake pads due to slamming on them milliseconds before contact
It took all 3 of us to get out of the car to help Jenn Wu park. I think her ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency) is acting up again, she must be off her meds.
I can't believe Xun Li flipped a bitch on a one-way street in the middle of the day! I don't want to say anything, but I think she has ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency).
I can't believe Xun Li flipped a bitch on a one-way street in the middle of the day! I don't want to say anything, but I think she has ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency).
by cricketchamp03 April 25, 2011
When one complains that they performed poorly on an academic examination, project, presentation, or other assignment soon after its completion, and then proceeds to out performs his/her expectations.
Oh nooooo I did so bad on my final, I failed, I failed!" two weeks later "OMG I got an A+! how did this happen!? I did soo bad!"
Shettup Lee, i'm tired of your Asian School Girl Syndrome, you always get A+!
Shettup Lee, i'm tired of your Asian School Girl Syndrome, you always get A+!
by Frankenshtern December 14, 2010
Also known as "Ajikan", "AKFG", and "AKG", it is a Japanese rock band that formed in 1996. The band is well known for composing the opening songs of Fullmetal Alchemist (Rewrite), Bleach (After Dark), and Naruto (Haruka Kanata). Their guitars have been known to create an edgy and raw sound while maintaining its speed and upbeat tunes. Meanwhile, lyrics are very emotional, both in writing and the manner in singing. Some western bands such as Weezer, Foo Fighters, Oasis, and Pixies can be recognized from this band's sound.
Guy: I'm gonna watch an Ajikan concert. Wanna come?
Dude: Sure. I'll wear my AKG shirt.
Boy: Don't forget me. I have 3 AKFG tickets here.
Person: I'll come but I'll just call them Asian Kung-fu generation because they're awesome.
Dude: Sure. I'll wear my AKG shirt.
Boy: Don't forget me. I have 3 AKFG tickets here.
Person: I'll come but I'll just call them Asian Kung-fu generation because they're awesome.
by nubnuts October 05, 2013
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